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Paris Hilton has a lazy eye

Paris Hilton has a lazy eye

Paris Hilton, so called graced our shores for a few days leading up to NYE and beyond. The snobby Hilton and her sister Nicky (her shadow) have definitely made an impression on Aussies and not a good on at that!

We have been inundated with reports that Paris had her head so far up her #$$, she was basically tripping over herself. When fans requested photos with the heiress, she replied with a “No, I can’t without my sunglasses”, guessing here, it’s because of her lazy, slanty left eye.

The best part of the trip was when Paris was leaving Sydney and did a little princess of a wave at the fans before she swiftly turned lifted her ass high in the air at the crowd and went into the plane, why? who the hell knows, it’s Paris!

Paris,

Bitch Pleaz!

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