Danger: Barron Hilton is ready to take over the World

Sat, Apr 4, 2009

Fresh Talent, Funny, Music, Press, drugs

Barron Hilton Mug Shot (his 1st DUI, Feb 2008)

Barron Hilton the younger brother of Paris and Nicky Hilton, is ready to take the music world by storm. The young Hilton is ready, with one DUI under his belt and a long history of drug and alcohol use.

“I want to be an International singer-songwriter. I’m sick of all the Hilton stuff, where all anyone cared about was whether I was doing coke in the bathroom or how many [expletive] I was sleeping with. I’m done with partying and traveling. It’s time to get this [expletive] started.” Barron says for the publication. On a side note, sister Paris Hilton spoke in approximately similar terms about her aspirations of becoming a singer, before she released her self-titled album “Paris” in 2006 – and not much good came of them.

We’re at the edge of our seats here at the BP offices, we hope that maybe all 3 Hitlon’s will start a garage band, like the Brady’s and tour on a special bus that gets covered by a reality show, maybe call it “On the Road with the Hilton’s”. This show will not only capture mesmirising music as they travel their way around America, but the hardships that musicians with really really rich Mummy’s and Daddy’s face. Wow!

Barron tells us about his new reality show “It’s gonna be like ‘The Hills,’ but real.

Need I say more?

Bitch Pleaz!