What I thought of Twilight’s New Moon?

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Um, let me keep this short and sweet.

Imagine Vampires took over Dawson’s Creek and every scene was a depressing, unrealistic close up of a love scene where virgins were aroused by holding hands and somehow the TV networks allowed a 3 hour version of the show.

Now, that will give you something close to what it was like watching Twilight‘s 2nd installment “New Moon“.

Worth watching if:

  1. You were into the whole emo thing
  2. You’ve just broken up with your boyfriend/girlfriend
  3. You’re a girl aged between 12-16

On a positive note, the New Moon sound track is great.

Bitch Pleaz!

ps. The first Twilight movie was a lot better!

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Um, Interesting? Point of view circulating online

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