Dear Miranda Kerr,
I have applied for this job about 100 times, but no one seems to respond. I have practiced and practiced and I really don’t see why this woman can pull out your bikini slash underwear out your crack better than I could.
Miranda if you are ready this, please put my CV at the top of the pile, pronto!
Love
Bitch Pleaz!
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Paris Hilton is Pretty in Pink at Beverly Glen Market for a business meeting.
How brown was this paps tongue? We may never know…
Bitch Pleaz!
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Sex, drugs, cheating do not equal marriage!
Personally, I think this is nearly as bad as the Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky drama with more and more details surfacing on a daily basis about Tiger Woods numerous affairs.
There’s rumours that one of the many girls has a sex tape, that she will not release.
Not sure how long that will last, this comes attached with a 4th woman coming forward about her affair with good old Woods, TMZ reports;
TMZ has learned the alleged mistress — that’s number four on your scorecards — claims this relationship didn’t originate in Vegas, it started near Tiger’s home in Orlando.
The women — a former VIP cocktail server (sounds familiar) — has hired Orlando attorney Michael O’Quinn to address the media with her story very soon.
Sarah Stein xoxo
This is sick and not in a good way.
Giuliano Stroe, 5-Year-Old Weightlifter, “World’s Strongest Kid”
Bitch Pleaz!
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Sun, Jan 31, 2010
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