Hugh Hefner Engaged To Crystal Harris, AGAIN!

Congrats to 206 year old Playboy Dinosaur Hugh Hefner as sources in the U.S. revealed over the weekend that Hugh got engaged to 26 year old former Playboy bunny Crystal Harris..again!

Crystal left Hef standing at the altar with his walking frame two years ago after she couldn’t go through with the wedding, but after much thought & trying to make it as a celeb in her own right (which didn’t work) the model has ran back into Hugh’s wrinkled arms & the pair plan to tie the knot at the Playboy mansion this New Year’s Eve.

Harris tweeted early this morning, “Dear past thank you for all the lessons, dear future, I’m ready!” translation: I’ve ran out of cash & am ready to change nappies for a living again” ;)

Bitch Pleaz!

Sparky for BP x0x

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