Madonna Falls flat On Her Face For NYE!(Photos)

The nana of pop Madonna got away from all the glamour of New Years Eve chaos & instead decided on a military Christmas/NYE, feasting on spinach & gluten free rice in the mountains of Switzerland!

The Queen hit the slopes on New Years Day, but she’s no spring chicken & ended up flat on her face, legs spread as the singer made her first attempt at skiing down a hill at her resort while her 24 year old son boyfriend looked on trying not to laugh as he might lose out on this week’s allowance. Of course Madge’s daughter Lourdes was a pro learning how to snowboard in just 40 minutes & flew past her mother which infuriated the Queen of pop even more.

Don’t worry Madge, we’re sure you can out do your daughter when it comes to crotch grabbing any day ;)

Bitch Pleaz!

Sparky for BP x0x

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